Miscellaneous

Almost Love

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida...

 

Needs Ironing

A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same room where they spent their wedding night.In honor of the...

 

Spicy 50th Honeymoon

For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive to the Poconos and find the same romantic lodge is still there. A...

 

Wedding Performance

On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance."Dad," says the son, "what do I do tonight?...

 

Others Before Me?

The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, "Sweetheart, how many others were there...

 

First Man?

The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, "Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first man?"She looked up and said, "Why does everybody ask me...

 

Rein Him In

The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning."Congratulations!" said the clerk looking at the...

 

What Is A Penis

On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun is setting. "Honey," she says, "now that we're married,...

 

Refrigerated Pussy

On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that she was worried about her husband finding out that she wasn't a virgin."No...

 

Cajun Virgin

In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel and shows up at his parents house completely distraught. His...