Miscellaneous
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy."The mother...
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Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons. When asked what...
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Why Mothers Cry
If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings!
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Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they...
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Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"."Just be quiet,"...
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Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown that surprised everyone.The pastor was a bit annoyed and asked her, "Why are...
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Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and...
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Murphys Law on Love and Sex
"Don't worry. I've had a vasectomy/hysterectomy." "I won't come in your mouth, I promise." "I'm not really married." "It's only a cold sore." "Looks aren't...
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Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 2) A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free. 3) A man who every morning comes...
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Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me,...
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