Miscellaneous

True Story

True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local mall shopping one day, and used a 'kiddy harness' to keep track of him, since he's...

 

Your\\\'re What?

A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're WHAT?!?!?"

 

Great Gifts

William Bennett recalls when one of his "radical students" at Boston University announced that he and his girlfriend were getting married for "as long as we...

 

Odd Wedding Gifts

100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big to fit in pocket or purse bag of potting mix box of legal size hanging...

 

Good Ring Bearer

At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.The boy stopped at every...

 

Married at a Nudist Colony

Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was!

 

Marry Me

He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated...

 

Wedding Tragedy

What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money!

 

Wedding Questions and Answers

Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you are the groom.How many showers is the bride supposed to have? At least one within a week of the...

 

They Eloped

First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D. The Warden's mighty upset about it too.Second Convict: Why? Because...