Miscellaneous
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent and become a...
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New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It's called "Easy Cum, Easy Go".
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Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup...it runs in your genes!
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Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in vein!
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Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule prohibited children under 12 from visiting patients. Our 11-year-old seemed to...
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Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top of...
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Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Prof. Irwin CoreyLove matches are made by people who are content, for a...
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Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters worse, the daily...
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Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching...
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Ode To A Mammogram
For years 'n years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests."So I heeded all their warnings...
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