Miscellaneous
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well. There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat doctors, gynecologists,...
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It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was saying, "No no no, I am telling you it is Woomba"The African...
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Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch? That was some party last night. I can't remember WHEN I've been that drunk!
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Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic, his surgeon comes in and tells him: "Well, I've got good news...
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Naval Surgeon
"What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment."I'm a naval surgeon," he replied."Goodness!" said the lady, "How...
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Client Bill
A well known rich businessman's wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best bone surgeon in town to do the operation. The operation consisted of lining...
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Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the male volunteers told him, "When I get it in part way, my vision blurs. And when I get...
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Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body language."Alright," said the husband, "when I want sex, I'll rub...
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A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem."My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me.""Is that a...
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Worried
"I'm worried," said the woman to her sex therapist. "I happened to find my daughter and the little boy next door both naked and examining each other's...
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