Miscellaneous

I\\\'m George Washington

A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and...

 

Got A Match

A man walked into a psychiatrist's office, sat down, took out a pack of cigarettes. He removed a cigarette from the pack, unrolled it, and stuffed the...

 

Nutty Problem

A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for their progressive rehabilitation methods. They begin by visiting some of the patients....

 

Off To Barcelona

A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely. The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed...

 

Give Them a Shock

Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!

 

Psychologist and the Light Bulb

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb must want to change!

 

Pervert?

A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he shows the patient a circle with a dot inside it and asks, "What do you...

 

I\\\\\\\'m Invisible

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Psychiatrist: What!...who said that?

 

Getting Old

Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then. I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I...

 

I\\\\\\\'m A Curtain

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!