Miscellaneous
I\\\'m George Washington
A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and...
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Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist's office, sat down, took out a pack of cigarettes. He removed a cigarette from the pack, unrolled it, and stuffed the...
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Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for their progressive rehabilitation methods. They begin by visiting some of the patients....
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Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely. The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed...
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Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
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Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb must want to change!
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Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he shows the patient a circle with a dot inside it and asks, "What do you...
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I\\\\\\\'m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Psychiatrist: What!...who said that?
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Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then. I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I...
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I\\\\\\\'m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
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