Miscellaneous
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle - just standing...
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What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the counter is a young woman."May I speak to the pharmacist?" he asks. "Well," she...
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Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot. Would you have...
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Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom. She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some...
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Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind...
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Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmacist asks the duck, "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck replies,...
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Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech.Unfortunately, when he stands in front of his colleagues later that...
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Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone's father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One of his customers complained that the capsules she'd been given weren't...
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Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the hearse hit a bump.The coffin was bumped loose, fell out...
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Be Poetic
"When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it when you're talking to them."The youth says that he does...
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