Miscellaneous
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It's even called "Gravol for Children". It has dosage information for children 2 to under 6 years, and for children 6...
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Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well,...
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Don\'t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room1) Clip your toenails. 2) Read a Playboy magazine. 3) Tell the doctor that you...
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Don\'t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where did the extra set of arms come from? 3) Why does it look so much like a...
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Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist.She had perfect teeth, which...
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Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives' tales!
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Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
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Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."Taken...
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What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely. As he...
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Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding."Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?""My...
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