Miscellaneous
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news. "You only have six months to live."The man sits for a...
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Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver [British Columbia] Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline "United States""Hospital costs prove 40% less in Canada by Daniel...
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What\'s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their genes!
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Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the...
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Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he was having affairs with his patients?Yup, it's a shame because he was one of the top...
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Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in...
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Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in the world.One physician says, "Why, Bubba, thiseyer crazy...
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Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once had to go to a farm to attend to a sick farmer who lived there. After a few...
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Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered."The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive...
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Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. "Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if...
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