Miscellaneous
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making...
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Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the patient died!"
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Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor's office and say: "Doctor, we would like to know if we are screwing properly. Will you watch us, please?"The...
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Nurses Revenge
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arrogant jerk. Later in the day, they all got together on...
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Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. "You've been billing us for weekly house calls to Mr.Ivanov for the last six months. Haven't you...
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Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."The doctor tells her to go behind...
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The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory course. The course is wonderful; they come home and tell...
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Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond. Across the other side of the pond are vendors sell all types of food stuff. The wife...
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Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a...
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New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.The doctor told her it...
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