Miscellaneous
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, "So, you're a doctor?""That's right," replied the doctor smugly. "Betcha don't know what kind of...
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Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for...
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Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold my balls!
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Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck...it's...
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Unusual Case
Unusual Case by William A. Morton, Jr, MDFrom "Medical Aspects Of Human Sexuality" July, 1991 p. 15Scrotum Self-RepairOne morning, I was called to the...
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Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better. If...
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Mother\'s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."The student immediately writes,...
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The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
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The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.The patient put it in his...
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First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor...
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