Miscellaneous

What Kind of Doctor?

After making love, the woman said the man, "So, you're a doctor?""That's right," replied the doctor smugly. "Betcha don't know what kind of...

 

Subtract Ten

An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for...

 

Until Twelve

I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold my balls!

 

Its A Duck

Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck...it's...

 

Unusual Case

Unusual Case by William A. Morton, Jr, MDFrom "Medical Aspects Of Human Sexuality" July, 1991 p. 15Scrotum Self-RepairOne morning, I was called to the...

 

Wife and Mistress

A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better. If...

 

Mother\'s Milk

A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."The student immediately writes,...

 

The Difference Is

What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.

 

The Prescription

The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.The patient put it in his...

 

First Child

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor...