Miscellaneous

Why Gynecology?

A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology.When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he...

 

Tennis Elbow?

If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?Tunnel vision!

 

He\'s Shaky

One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your...

 

New Suit

The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit. She'd specifically said to...

 

Hints he\'s a bad Chiropractor

From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You've Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10. When you walk, you make a wacky accordion sound.9. Keeps saying, "A...

 

What Appointment?

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm...

 

Letterman\'s Bad Surgeon General

From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You're A Bad Surgeon General10. You've got a pack of Marlboros rolled up in your lab coat sleeve.9. You never appear in...

 

How Deaf?

A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her...

 

New Antibiotic

At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic."What's it cure?" asks a member of the...

 

Call the Doctor

After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She was asked to step aside by a man who announced, "Step back please! I've had a...