Miscellaneous

Plumbing

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed...

 

Crackers?

Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit tin. Do you know what's...

 

Sight of Money

I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med school. He really wanted to be a doctor, but just couldn't stand the sight of money.

 

Leave a Specimen

This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids. So after trying for a while with no success, he went to see...

 

Get A Boarder

There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why he needed the checkup. The man was getting married next...

 

Your Name Is Missing

A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times...He consults a doctor which, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've...

 

Lawyer Source

An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you...

 

Elderly Blonde

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven...

 

Too much Coffee

You know you're drinking too much coffee when...You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You grind...

 

Sleep Well?

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do...