Miscellaneous
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some...
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Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, "Doc, I have a problem. My penis is red."Doctor replied, "Drop your pants, let me take a look. Ummm...yes, no...
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Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as if he were walking on eggs. Two doctors, also on foot, were across the street. They...
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Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,"Doctor, my penis has been burning lately."And the doctor said reassuringly, "Don't...
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The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's penis.Overjoyed,...
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Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a Twinkie...
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A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is...
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No Pantyhose
There's this old man in a nursing home and he's hornier than hell. So he sees this cute nurse and says, "How about a quickie for twenty bucks?"She agrees and...
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Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor. After a thorough exam, the physician called the...
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Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him...
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