Miscellaneous

Boat

You might be a redneck if... Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

 

Stockmarket

You might be a redneck if... You think the stock market has a fence around it.

 

Encyclopedias for sale

For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or the best offer. No longer needed. Got married last...

 

Easy Specimens

An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old man can't believe it. He takes all his little sample jars...

 

The Urinalysis

One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. When he got to the doctor's office the nurse told him he could see the...

 

The Vet Delivers

There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet and asked him to look after...

 

Looking Great

This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, and he's sitting in the doctor's office in a rented tuxedo...

 

Definition of an anesthesiologist

An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill.

 

Deep Cuts

Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table you've ruined this month!

 

Looking

A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in a white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then...