Miscellaneous

Sore Throat

A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his genitals in the window."What does this...

 

Med Examination

A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable."Haven't you been examined like this before?" asks the...

 

Breeding Problem

A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and can't get...

 

Small...

True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in the hospital, after having...

 

Editing the Prescription

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would...

 

Uncommon Perversions

A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem. Eventually, the...

 

Surgeon General Warnings

Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of the Surgeon General's office, has compiled for non-confidential...

 

Get Sober!

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that...

 

Dead Plants

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!

 

Death

Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.