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Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his genitals in the window."What does this...
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Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable."Haven't you been examined like this before?" asks the...
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Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and can't get...
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Small...
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in the hospital, after having...
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Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would...
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Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem. Eventually, the...
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Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of the Surgeon General's office, has compiled for non-confidential...
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Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that...
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Dead Plants
Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
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