Miscellaneous

Onion Balls

While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with...

 

Critical Vet

A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring,...

 

Donors

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going...

 

Knee Pains

A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, "There must be something...

 

Less Sex

A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her...

 

Longer Life

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long. What should I do?""I think that is a wise decision," the doctor replies. "Let's see,...

 

Swallowed A Mouse

A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and said, "Doctor, please come quickly. My husband just...

 

GM vs Microsoft

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:"If GM had kept up with...

 

Mental power outages ...

My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. He tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. He thought...

 

Wrong Operation

One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did that appendectomy go?""Appendectomy?" shrieks the other. "I though it was an autopsy!"