Miscellaneous

New Experience

There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead given a sex change operation. The doctors gathered at his...

 

Sex Change

This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple of weeks later he was talking to one of his old buddies...

 

Lost Fingers

A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all then of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency romm of a...

 

Brain Operation

This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other...

 

The infertile patient!

After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.When the woman showed...

 

Zactly

Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out. Guys came up to her and turned away. She wondered why this would...

 

Minding his manners.

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?""There's something wrong with my...

 

Paying the Dentist

As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet.Seeing this the dentist said, "Please don't, you don't need to pay me now".The...

 

Pulling Teeth

A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the...

 

Raid

You might be a redneck if... You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.