Miscellaneous
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated.""What?" said the doctor, "surely you don't want that.""Yes," said the man, "that's what I want; I...
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Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He signs "his" name under "cause of death!"
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Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally deficient.
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By the Lantern Light
The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the father-to-be busy, the...
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Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand like a...
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Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn't even talk about this...
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The Doctors
Nowadays there's little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches "Doctor" to his name He may be a chiropractor Or a painless tooth extractor...
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Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to...
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Polish Medical Dictionary
The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body - against everyone Artery - study of paintings Bandages - The Rolling Stones Bacteria - what to do when treatment...
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Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No,"...
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