Miscellaneous
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds. "Tell me, how are you feeling...
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Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After he's registered, St. Peter says to him, "Look at the time:...
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Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But to be sure, let me feel your wallet...
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Long Life
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you!
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Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really? What color?
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Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventually. Liz: But I'm the examiner!
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Who\'s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!
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Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this...
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Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head off!
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Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
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