Miscellaneous
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual.Doctor: Please, take off your clothes and I'll have...
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Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I just...
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Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox?
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Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again.
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Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!
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Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.
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Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet.
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Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
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Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now.
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Beneficial Alzheimers
What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter eggs. 2: You are always meeting new people. 3: You never have to watch...
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