Miscellaneous

Help me Doc!

Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual.Doctor: Please, take off your clothes and I'll have...

 

Stressed

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I just...

 

Hair Loss

Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox?

 

Again

Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again.

 

Rising Temperature

Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or more? Doctor: Sell!

 

Swallowed a Pillow

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth.

 

Coin Swallowing

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet.

 

Blonde Nurse?

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?

 

Blonde Doctor?

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now.

 

Beneficial Alzheimers

What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter eggs. 2: You are always meeting new people. 3: You never have to watch...