Miscellaneous
Yes or No
Dr. Dave's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
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Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist"s office for some dental work.The dentist said, "Sir, you have a tooth I must pull, What type of pain killer would you...
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You Have VD
What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?Having your dentist tell you!
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Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people. Needless to say, this was an especially important deal, and it was imperative...
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Careful Now
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a...
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The parrot who wouldn\\\'t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover of talking parrots asked if there was a bird who was already speaking."Yes," the pet...
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Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness,...
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Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable...
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Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor. She asks, "Is...
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Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the doctor comes out of the operating room, he comes up to him and asks to see his wife and...
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