Miscellaneous

Costume party

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party.Then he had a bright idea.When the host answered the door, he found...

 

Dead dog

A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, the dog finally...

 

Super models

Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour."I say she's highly...

 

Two babies

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they...

 

Dilbert\\\'s

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."This theorem can now be...

 

Condom Slogans

1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.5....

 

Genie and the Beer

Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes floating by in the current. One codger scoops it up, sees a cork in the top, and yanks...

 

Dead Rabbit

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the...

 

Mailmans Last Day

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at...

 

The Crazies

A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting "Twelve! Twelve!" over a fence.As he walks closer to the fence, they start shouting...