Miscellaneous

A short poem for today.

Rules To Live By...Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the...

 

The Recruits

Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection."Hey johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, " those are the ugliest shoes...

 

The drunk.

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up...

 

Brrr Its Cold

An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns black. He runs to a doctor and asks, "Doctor, is this some weird venereal...

 

Screen Door

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!

 

Jif

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

 

Superbowl

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

 

Free Bread

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

 

Shoot-out

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

 

Ruler to Bed

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.