Miscellaneous
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By...Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the...
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The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection."Hey johnson!" yelled the drill instructor, " those are the ugliest shoes...
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The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up...
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Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick turns black. He runs to a doctor and asks, "Doctor, is this some weird venereal...
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Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!
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