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Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear...
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Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and...
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Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.Doctor: You only have one...
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Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.Doctor: Alright. Your son has...
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Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results....
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Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth. "Aha, cavity! I'll have to drill this one out!" says...
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How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex...
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A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.
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Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this...
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