Miscellaneous
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask's to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist replies, "We have mini-pads and maxi-pads, which do you prefer?"The...
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The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out.The next day, the same...
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99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him...
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What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it.""What do you want?" "Well, it's a...
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Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the word breast. Mammograms require your breasts to do gymnastics....
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Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork.Many people believe in the...
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Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an emergency call, so he asked her to quickly bare her...
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Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and walked down the hospital hallway to the nurses desk where she...
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Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any more children. They looked around and found an excellent...
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Having A Baby Is Like...
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby:"It's kinda like trying to pass a watermelon through a keyhole."
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