Miscellaneous
I\\\\\\\'m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.
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I\\\\\\\'m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don't talk such rubbish!
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Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal with you later!
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Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken? Sister: Three...
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I\\\\\\\'m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
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Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
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Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.Psychiatry: The care of the id by the odd.
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Where\'s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Shit, some asshole has my pen!!!"
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No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out...
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Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers.Proctologist: the rare profession in which the M.D....
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