Miscellaneous

Imagine this.

A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things up.She replied, "You mean imagine that it's good?!"

 

Sex Is A Killer

A guy went to his doctor full of anger. "Doc," he said, "I feel like killing my wife. You've got to help me. Please tell me what I should do."The doctor...

 

Taking Temperature

This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment."This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do something for...

 

Too Many Pills

A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do...

 

Sexercises

An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises. He gave the wife a list of...

 

Befits of Obesity

Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by thin people, has uncovered justification for their own masochistic...

 

Things to do visiting your Therapist

Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a comb, comb your tongue.2. Take random objects in his office and glue them to...

 

Weathermen Are Nuts

Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is: "It's raining men, hallelujah!"9. Often asks anchorwoman to switch clothes...

 

Psychiatrists and Patients

How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the mental hospital?The patients are the ones that eventually get better and go...

 

The Proposition

The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, "Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time?"In a...