Miscellaneous
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back!"
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Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. - Elizabeth AshleyMany a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...
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Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom's 2) Never play cards with a man named 'Doc' 3) Never get in bed with a girl that has more problems than you have.
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Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.Halfway through the flight the plane had...
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Let Go Please
"Oh doctor," moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. "Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!""I understand," said the shrink. "But I'll be able to take better notes...
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The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who's in room24."Nobody" comes the reply."Good" says the man, "I must have escaped!"
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I\'m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pants and pisses all over the place.The bar tender freaks...
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A-fishin\' We Will Go...
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747's.They got it off the plane, out the gate...
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I\'m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.He was put in a room with another crazy and...
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