Miscellaneous

Satisfaction Guaranteed

A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back!"

 

Marriage Quotes 1

In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. - Elizabeth AshleyMany a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...

 

Advice

1) Never eat at a place called Mom's 2) Never play cards with a man named 'Doc' 3) Never get in bed with a girl that has more problems than you have.

 

Where would you go?

There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.Halfway through the flight the plane had...

 

Let Go Please

"Oh doctor," moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. "Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!""I understand," said the shrink. "But I'll be able to take better notes...

 

The Great Escape

A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who's in room24."Nobody" comes the reply."Good" says the man, "I must have escaped!"

 

I\'m Cured!

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pants and pisses all over the place.The bar tender freaks...

 

Schizophrenia

What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You're never alone!

 

A-fishin\' We Will Go...

Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747's.They got it off the plane, out the gate...

 

I\'m John The Baptist

A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.He was put in a room with another crazy and...