Miscellaneous
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring on the wrong finger.When I pointed this out to her, she said, "I know, I married the wrong...
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Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is down.
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Happy To Have Me Home!
"You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I had to stay home sick from...
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Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard.
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Matrimony Tips For Women
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from fragrances of herbs, flowers, and other substances that...
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Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. A likely-looking girl came in from the country, and they hired her. She...
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Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your mate during...
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Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex... This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in...
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Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same bed? Wife: I guess we would.Husband:...
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