Miscellaneous
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the telephone!
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My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. "Get me my bag!" he shouted. "Why, what's the matter?" inquired his pretty young wife."Some fellow just phoned and...
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Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband picked it up, listened for a moment and then screamed, "Damn it! How should I...
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Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon!
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The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track.He fell asleep,and while he was sleeping his tail ended up on the...
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Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your...
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Foolish Marriage
"And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband. "Yes, several," the wife replied."Well I wish you had married the first fool who...
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Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who's there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
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Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then...
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I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All...
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