Miscellaneous

Annoyance

What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the telephone!

 

My Call

A doctor rushed out of his study room. "Get me my bag!" he shouted. "Why, what's the matter?" inquired his pretty young wife."Some fellow just phoned and...

 

Clear Weather?

As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband picked it up, listened for a moment and then screamed, "Damn it! How should I...

 

Jellofied

During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon!

 

The little puppy

One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track.He fell asleep,and while he was sleeping his tail ended up on the...

 

Be Bolder

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your...

 

Foolish Marriage

"And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband. "Yes, several," the wife replied."Well I wish you had married the first fool who...

 

Emersom

Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who's there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!

 

Upmanship

An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then...

 

I Confess

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All...