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He\'s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife's life. But some wives are getting fed up with seeing their lights go out every night!
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My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this...
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Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
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Come In
A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, "Come In". He tried the door and it was locked, so he went around to...
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Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not.
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Remembering Anniversary
What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.
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Besides ,I Love You
Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."
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Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!
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Never There
Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husbands are never there when it happens!
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