Miscellaneous

He\'s Light Of Her Life

A good husband is the light of his wife's life. But some wives are getting fed up with seeing their lights go out every night!

 

My Turn

James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha started out the door, then stopped, turned around, and said, "James, this...

 

Only Time

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

 

Come In

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, "Come In". He tried the door and it was locked, so he went around to...

 

Candles

Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when they should not.

 

Remembering Anniversary

What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.

 

Besides ,I Love You

Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?"I'll fix it."

 

Sex Like A Convenience Store

Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!

 

Miss Most

What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!

 

Never There

Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husbands are never there when it happens!