Miscellaneous

Why Worry?

The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.The woman smiled,...

 

Sliding Husband

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that...

 

We Don\'t Argue

Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argument.If we have a difference of any kind, and I am right,...

 

Who Suffered?

Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested, "Mom, do you realize some poor, dumb beast suffered so you could have that...

 

No Arguments

Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how everything was going. He replied, "Oh, just fine. We practically never have any arguments....

 

He\' Boss

If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around the house, you can be sure that he is referring to the lawn mower, the car, the...

 

Wrong Shirt

A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie."Now this," the clerk said, "is absolutely elegant. It is perfect for a man-about-town.""Could...

 

Now That You Mention It

"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size.""Will this help?" she asked...

 

Fill These Pants

Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took off his pants and threw them at Jeni, yelling, "Hey, woman, can you fill these...

 

Fun Tonight?

Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.