Miscellaneous
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't know what to get her.The second man says that he bought...
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Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
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Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One was marked "Women" and the other marked "Men".He took the path assigned to...
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Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't know, son," he said. "I'm still paying for it."
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To Have Him Back
"Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was such a wonderful man. I'm sure he left you well provided...
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More Attention
At the marriage counselor's office, the woman complained, "What's-his-name here says I don't give him enough attention."
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Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.
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Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do.
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She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late at night and as soon as he enters the door, he gets his pipe, slippers, pajamas, robe,...
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Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, but she was out of town!
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