Miscellaneous

I\'ll Come Home When...

A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink. But every ten or fifteen minutes, he reached into his shirt pocket,...

 

Me Too

The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling Stones CD.""Why did you do that?! We don't even have a CD...

 

Living On Love

A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested for months saying he needed a job first. He always told her, "We can just live on...

 

Runaway Wife

A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently."His buddy asks,...

 

Shared Decision Making

My wife and I have an agreement that works... She is responsible for the small decisions, and I am responsible for the big ones.This means that she decides...

 

Bad Thoughts

A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a great time except for the wife who sat off in a corner with a...

 

You Used To

"You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting," she said as they were side by side in bed. He reached over, took her hand and held it."Then you...

 

Dead Wife?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

 

What\'s An Orgasm?

What's an orgasm, mom? I don't know, dear...ask your father.

 

What Were You Thinking?

A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very first time you saw me?"He replied, "I wanted to suck those...