Miscellaneous
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
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Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they might to have a baby. The Pope promised to light a...
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Great Singer
From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I've restricted my singing to...
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Don\\\'t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young...
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Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic...
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Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a very romantic atmosphere.In fact, all our kids were conceived during Miller Lite commercials.
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Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying: If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.
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Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year old, I came across the following question:Have you ever breast fed...
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Murphy\'s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first, the chicken or the egg. It...
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Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a train, and was unable to find a seat. The man walked up and down the different cars until he...
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