Miscellaneous
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting.Suddenly, mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps...
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Mother\'isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking, "What was that for?" "Nothing. DO something and see what you get."I once got...
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Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a broom. "Tell me," he said to her, "are you going to clean house with it or...
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Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.A...
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Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding. An usher asked to see her invitation."I don't have one," she said. "Well then, are...
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Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send your friends. Otherwise, send your mother-in-law.
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Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mother-in-law. She swore to me she wouldn't talk to me for a...
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Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.
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Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law.
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