Miscellaneous
Toddler\'s Creed
If I want it, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it away from you, it's mine.If I had it a little while ago,...
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Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.
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Let\'s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, "You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for school!"As they are ambling down, the 5-year-old turns to...
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Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer by degrees.
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Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy. He developed poison...
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Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening's very funny "Big Book Of Hell", here are some philosophical theories shared by youngsters:If you eat a bunch of fizzies (i.e. pop-rocks...
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Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening's "Big Book Of Hell", here are: 'Lies My Older Brother And Sister Told Me'...The Sleeping Alligator Story Older Bro/Sis: See this? He...
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No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left?Son: I don't know, because in school we learn on apples.
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No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard with some older children in the neighbourhood. She was...
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Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!
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