Miscellaneous
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows. It has never happened.
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Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute... The feminist was arguing over the different pay scales that her women were receiving...Fem: Okay, why are...
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Chauvinist Pigs...Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let the bitch do it by herself. or None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.
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Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that those men who promised that they'd die for their woman just don't come through.
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Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then asks, "How can you do this, Jimmy? How can you just walk out? The...
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On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term "all-his-money".2) A splitting headache.3) It's the screwing you get, for the screwing you got.4) Paying for something...
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On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to live with the bitch the rest of my life.What do you call a...
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Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It's a mess. When will our kids start picking up toys?Mom: When they have kids!
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Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.
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Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of a time telling them apart. An aunt asked the mom if she had any problems...
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