Miscellaneous
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions!
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Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So men can understand them.
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Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You're Not The Sexiest Man Alive10. When people see you, they often ask, "Is it Halloween...
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Paradox of Men
If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner.If you can go down on them, they are jeolous that someone taught you how.If they pay for dinner, you...
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Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids...
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Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in Toronto.As she grabbed her luggage and headed off, she...
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Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real man doesn't care.
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Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and the U-joints get worn, causing the drive shaft to go bad. The transmission...
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Translating Menspeak
When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to bedHello - Let's cut the talk and go have sex.How are you? -...
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