Miscellaneous

Best Thing Out of...

What's the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!

 

Why Name Penises

Why do men name their penises?Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions!

 

Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So men can understand them.

 

Not the Sexiest Man Alive

From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You're Not The Sexiest Man Alive10. When people see you, they often ask, "Is it Halloween...

 

Paradox of Men

If you can't go down on them, you're not a good partner.If you can go down on them, they are jeolous that someone taught you how.If they pay for dinner, you...

 

Problems and Male Gender

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids...

 

Did You Miss Me?

Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in Toronto.As she grabbed her luggage and headed off, she...

 

Real Man Knows When She Orgasms

How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real man doesn't care.

 

Man Is Like An Automobile

Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and the U-joints get worn, causing the drive shaft to go bad. The transmission...

 

Translating Menspeak

When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to bedHello - Let's cut the talk and go have sex.How are you? -...