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After Man, God Said...
What did God say after he created man?"I can do better than this" and he made woman.But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib...
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Women Get...
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing. What does she get?The 3 B's: burps, body odor, and beer breath.
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In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!
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To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that smells like beer.
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A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the shower to pee.
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Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!
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