Miscellaneous

Creation of Woman Problem

One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found that Adam was sitting by himself. "Where's Eve?" He asked."Well," said Adam, "She started to...

 

A Perfect Woman Is...

What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The...

 

Rita Rudner\'s Facts About Men

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae WestGive a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae WestI like two kinds of men: domestic...

 

How Man Takes A Bubble Bath

How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.

 

Thinnest World\'s Book Is...

What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.

 

License Plate

You know you're a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

 

Wedding Pictures

You know you're a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

 

Smokey and the Bandit

You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

 

Times Bachelor Made His Bed

What is the average number of times in a bachelor's life that his bed is made?Once, when it was still in the factory.

 

Why A Hole In Their Penis

Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their brains.