Miscellaneous
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; the other named Kate.They met, discovered they had the same...
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Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, ajaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay forit all.
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Feminist Faux Pas
I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top."
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Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character to the well known Doughboy. Unfortunately, she couldn't...
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Aren\'t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy's life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.For the first wish, the old lady asked to become...
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Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was Polish, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. Rather than ask the standard questions...
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Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks...
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He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he left a little thing.When God made woman,he made her out of lace.He didn't have...
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On God\'s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advisors: His chief Carpenter, His Chief Tailor, and His Chief...
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University Courses For Women
Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother'sEB102: We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas(Just Wear The Sexy...
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