Miscellaneous
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's backside and force fed it for 2 weeks. But because the...
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Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It's a solar-powered flashlight.
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Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?""Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It...
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Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, "Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards?"The...
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Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over and decided to give him a chance."I will give you three questions," said the...
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To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
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Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
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Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So theelephant says, "Help me,...
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Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I am home!"What should he see but his...
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Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
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