Miscellaneous

Elephant Experiment

Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's backside and force fed it for 2 weeks. But because the...

 

Polish Invention

Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It's a solar-powered flashlight.

 

Polak: Build Me A Box

A Polak went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box thatis two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?""Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It...

 

Polak Meets Priest

A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, "Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards?"The...

 

Polak Joins Baseball Team

A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over and decided to give him a chance."I will give you three questions," said the...

 

To Stop The Polish Cavalry

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.

 

Polish Groom Is:

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

 

Elephant With Thorn

An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So theelephant says, "Help me,...

 

Polak Catches Wife In Affair

This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I am home!"What should he see but his...

 

Polak Garbage Bill

Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.