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Bird jokes

David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive....

 

Bird jokes

Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they'd break

 

Bird jokes

Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

 

Bird jokes

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

 

Birthday jokes

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got...

 

Birthday jokes

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her...

 

Birthday jokes

Home - A - Age Jokes "That's an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher. "How about for someone my Mum's age, Miss?"...

 

Birthday jokes

Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No...

 

Birthday jokes

First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies...

 

Blind jokes

One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the...