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Beauty jokes

I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.

 

Beauty jokes

Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!

 

Beauty jokes

She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.

 

Beauty jokes

First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No, it's imagination.

 

Bed jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.

 

Bed jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

 

Bed jokes

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

 

Bed jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!

 

Bed jokes

Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider.

 

Bicycle jokes

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in...