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Bicycle jokes

What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.

 

Bicycle jokes

"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher. "Fred! What are you doing?...

 

Bicycle jokes

Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.

 

Bicycle jokes

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.

 

Biologist jokes

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads...

 

Biologist jokes

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought...

 

Biologist jokes

How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)

 

Biologist jokes

A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jump,...

 

Biologist jokes

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to...

 

Bird jokes

A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot "Now look here, I know you are always sat in that...