More Jokes

Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included

 

Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self

 

Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll

 

Barbie doll jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section

 

Bath jokes

How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.

 

Bath jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.

 

Bath jokes

Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and...

 

Bath jokes

Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine.

 

Bath jokes

The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?"...

 

Beauty jokes

My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.