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Ant jokes

Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !

Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !

What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !

The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's...

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!

Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !

First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the...