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Do steam rollers really roll steam?

 

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Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

 

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Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

 

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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

 

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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and...

 

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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers,...

 

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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting...

 

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A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have...

 

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Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.

 

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Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!